happy birthday darling we love you very very very very very very very much
Amber: Kippy, wanna come pee with me?
Me: I wanna pee on you.
feeling some chemistry here folks
Um, actually Godzilla is the doctor, not the monster
This is my kinda pool party
working on my fall playlist!
hey guys I know its the middle of the night and im currently robbing you but I just heard a spooky noise in your kitchen and now im scared… can I sleep in here with you guys?
My best friend Paul just went to a modest mouse concert in Portland for me and sent these to me.
Reblog for the last one
it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate
So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created