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happy birthday darling we love you very very very very very very very much

Amber: Kippy, wanna come pee with me?
Me: I wanna pee on you.
batsbaby:

feeling some chemistry here folks

batsbaby:

feeling some chemistry here folks

labias:

vinegod:

When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket by KingBach

i hate this

10 hours ago289,483 plays

fartgallery:

Um, actually Godzilla is the doctor, not the monster

rose-j:

This is my kinda pool party

amajor7:

working on my fall playlist!

amajor7:

working on my fall playlist!

fartgallery:

hey guys I know its the middle of the night and im currently robbing you but I just heard a spooky noise in your kitchen and now im scared… can I sleep in here with you guys?

My best friend Paul just went to a modest mouse concert in Portland for me and sent these to me.

dottedpolo:

420-666:

aaliyah1979-2001:

sunsuhage:

the most comforting words a father can say

look at the fucking dog

I’m crying again

ashadiary

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

balenaproductions:

alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

I lost it at 0:21

2 days ago889,591 plays