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happy birthday darling we love you very very very very very very very much

the-space-ghost:

If you don’t think space is the tightest shit then you’re wrong

ya-ssui:

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!

ya-ssui:

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!

raikouji:

inmate: what u in for

me: torrenting anime

inmate: nice

kathleenthearsonist:

rabbrakha:

jesus-still-loves-me:

talldarkarab:

rosyln:

Life in Gaza

Wow

Mohammed Suliman

Ya rabb.

"Wake up, I got you a toy."

Jesus Christ.

"I’m alive and I’m not a terrorist. Don’t kill me."

plug:

when bae mad at u

plug:

when bae mad at u

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

image

you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

Him: So what do you want to become?
Me: astrophysicist.
Him: what else would you wanna do?
Me: nothing else.
Him: no back up plan?
Me: I’m an aries.
Him: well just how about for fun?
Me: astronomer.
Him: (writes down)
Me: physicist.
Him: right…
Me: (laughs hysterically)

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it